Timeline of all events ever

This is a timeline of all events that have ever happened, ever.

It may be incomplete, but that's partially due to the burning of the great library of wikipedia, in 5976.

Era of the first egg (and the beginning of time)
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 BC: The first egg comes into existance.

Era of the Anglo-Saxons
992,577,333,222,299,588,124,186,948 BC: Anglish is created

100,000,020,000,000,000,000,000,000 BC: Anglo-Saxons, whom of which, speak Anglish, come into existence.

85,832,2222,222,424,999,233,235,242 BC: The Anglo-Saxons settle their first city, Angle, thus creating the nation of Anglo-Saxophone.

Era of the first planet
13,582,199,999,999,033,766,666,233 BC: The Anglo-saxons discover the technology of Planet creation, and thus create the first planet, Anglosse (pronounced "an ("an" as in "an")-gloss")

581,288,487,495,183 BC: Single-celled life evolves on Anglosse.

The era of the Union of the Egg
222,222,222,222,222 BC: The Union of the Egg is founded by the First egg on Anglosse.

52,592,275,482,122 BC: Multi-cellular life evolves on Anglosse.

1,000,000,000,000 BC: The Union of the Egg and the Anglo-Saxons work together to create a technology capable of creating universes.

The big bang
13,582,142,111 BC: The big bang happened.

The in-between
13,532,110,394 BC: The milky way is formed.

4,643,924,274 BC: Sol, the star of the system "FSC-000-000-002," is born.

4,454,312,487 BC: Earth is formed in the Sol system.